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THE FOUR PROMISES

Four promises. Four automatic consequences.

Each one ships as an exhibit in your contract, not as website copy. When we miss, the consequence is automatic — a credit lands, a month is discounted. You never ask.

PROMISE 01

One flat price. Nothing hides.

One flat monthly number for your community, priced honestly per door — $[XX] — and published on a single page. No onboarding fees. No exit fees. No junk fees. Ever.

See the pricing page →
WHEN WE MISS
Find a charge that isn't on the pricing page, and that charge is free.
ONE SCENARIO

A board asks what the annual audit costs. It's on the page, in base service: included. A board asks what a special mailing costs. It isn't on the page — so it's free.

PROMISE 02

Books closed by the 10th. Review anytime.

Monthly financials land by the 10th of every month. The live ledger is open to your board every day of the month, not just at close.

Your annual independent CPA audit or review is arranged as part of base service — never an upsell.

WHEN WE MISS
Close late, and that month is discounted.
ONE SCENARIO

It's the 23rd, and the treasurer wants to check one invoice before the meeting. She opens the ledger and finds it in two minutes. No email, no waiting for month-end.

PROMISE 03

A person answers.

Calls are answered live during business hours — homeowners included, not just the board. Emergencies reach a person around the clock. Every other after-hours call is answered instantly, and a named human follows up by the next morning.

Every request gets an owner and a due date your board can see.

WHEN WE MISS
A $50 credit lands on your invoice, automatically. You never ask.
ONE SCENARIO

The gate is stuck open at 9:40 on a Tuesday night. A person answers on the second ring. The vendor is dispatched for 7am, and the ticket — its owner, its due date — is on your board's screen before you're back on the couch.

PROMISE 04

You're never a stranger.

Whoever answers already knows you. Your community's history is on screen before they say hello: the open requests, the last board decision, the vendor from March. You never explain twice.

One accountable owner runs your community, backed by the whole team, so an answer never waits on one person's calendar. The CEO's email is printed on every invoice.

WHEN WE MISS
Escalate anytime: a human replies within 2 business days, with a written fix for the root cause.
ONE SCENARIO

You call about the fence dispute. The March vendor quote and the last board vote are already on screen. "Marcus owns this. Done Thursday." That's the whole call.

The ratchet.

New features that serve these promises join the bundle at no extra charge. Features migrate into the bundle, never out.

Get your community's number.

One flat monthly price, in writing, before you sign.
(206) 555-0110
A person answers, weekdays 8–6. Emergencies reach a person around the clock.
Written replies within 4 business hours.